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callsign-dexter · 10 months ago
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Saving Grace 18+
Major Trigger Warning: Domestic and Child Abuse
Request: Ok, I blame your blog for my growing desire on Kelly Severide 😭😭😭 and your smut was soo goood! I'm in Love with your writing !
Sooooo I kindly want to ask you for a little bday (it's Sunday but it's fine if you don't have time) present with angsty Kelly, cause I'm sure we'll love some fluff too 🤗🙊 maybe a little something where they are a couple and she's a paramedic and he's always cute around her and wants her to be save on every call. But one time they're all get called to a gang fight and as she's treating a victim she gets attacked with a knife which nearly kills her and Kelly's world stops when she's in his arms full of blood and barely hanging on. He never leaves her side when she's taken to Med and even there he's by her side begging her to come back to him. Just cute and fluffy Kelly cause daaaaaamn he's so great 🥹 oh and ofc it's a Happy Ending with them 🤗❤️
Pairings: Kelly Severide x Fiancée!Paramedic!Reader
Warnings: angst, fluff, hospitals, stabbing, knife, blood, inaccurate medical talk, smut
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A/N: Happy belated birthday to the anon that sent this in!
A/N 2: Yes even though this is fluff with angst there is smut so @imagine-all-the-fandoms and @talesofreading please prepare yourselves!
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You had known Kelly Severide ever since you were both kids, considering you were next door neighbors. You didn't have the best childhood and needed a friend and you found that in Kelly. You two had grown up and had been there for each other through thick and thin. Through bad breakups with shitty boyfriends and girlfriends. You shut down all the rumors going around about Kelly even though you probably knew they were true especially with him being a womanizer, but you had to defend your friend and crush. 
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Middle school hit and your friendship was stronger than ever and you two had stayed thick as thieves no matter how popular he had become. When his girlfriend, and also the captain of the soccer team, tried to get him to stop hanging around you because she didn't like you, he immediately broke up with her. One particular night they yelling and the fighting got so bad at your house that it became physical and your father had hit you and then threw a plate against the wall, breaking it and some of it cut you. Your mother tried to stop it but your father turned on her and she looked at you with a particular look and you ran, you ran to Kelly. When he saw you and the shape you were in, he grew furious but he took you up to your room and cleaned you up and held you that night.  
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When high school came around your friendship and crush were still going strong. It became normal around the school to see each other with each other, so normal that his friends started becoming your friends and vice versa. Around sophomore year a particularly bad night occurred over at the Y/L/N Household. Your mother had just passed away due to some complications from the abuse your father had laid on her, the next day your father started to drink heavily starting in the morning and didn't end at all. You had just come home from school to find your father sitting at the kitchen table drinking. “About time you came home.” He said with a bite in his tone.
“I was at school.” You said slightly trembling. Your father looked up at you in rage.
“From now on you're not going to school. You're staying here.” He said not really in the right mental state.
“Dad, I can't do that. I need to go to school.” You said you wanted Kelly.
“Not anymore. Now make dinner.” He said harshly. 
“No, Dad. I have homework to do and I promised Kelly I would meet up with him to help him.” You said and the anger flashed through your father’s face.
“You're always with him. Kelly this, Kelly that. I bet you've probably fucked him you slut.” He said and that brought tears to your eyes. 
“No, I haven't.” You said “I'm not with him.” You added and your dad scoffed. 
“Whatever. Now, get to cleaning this place is dirty and cooking. I'm hungry.” He spoke 
“No, I need to do homework and then meet Kelly. I've told you this.” You said something must've snapped in him because he was suddenly picking up his glass and throwing it at you. It grazed you and hit the wall exploding in a million pieces and most of those cut you and you ducked for cover. Your dad stalked over to you and grabbed you by the hair and slammed you up against the wall he was yelling and threatening you. Tears were coming out fast. 
“Stop you're crying.” He said and punched you in the face and you cradled your face and that just made him grow angrier. He slammed your head into the wall and then threw you down onto the ground. He kicked you twice in the ribs, breaking some, and several in the stomach. There were plates on a shelf next to you and he reached over and pulled that down over you, they broke all over you and cut you. You were sure you were bloody and not a very good sight to look at. You were close to passing out and you just wanted Kelly. 
“Kelly.” You mumbled and your dad rolled his eyes.
“There you go saying his name. He can't save you now.” Your dad said and then brought his boot cover foot and it connected it with your head and that brought stars to your vision. Kelly, you wanted Kelly and now. Your dad finally stopped his attack on you and then stormed away, grabbed his keys and left considering you heard his truck start up. He left the door standing wide open.
Kelly had just gotten home from his baseball practice when he noticed your car in the driveway but not your dad's. He also noticed the door left wide open and that made his stomach drop. He quickly pulled into your driveway and got out and rushed in and the scene before his eyes made his blood boil. You were laid there in a pool of your own blood and semi-conscious. “Son of a bitch.” He said to himself he made it very clear that he didn't like your dad early on. “Hey, Angel. Wake up for me. Please.” Kelly said while stroking your cheek but nothing had worked. “You’re really scaring me.” He said. You heard a voice and it sounded like Kelly’s.
“Kel?” You asked, slurring your words and eyes cracking open. You saw him crouching down in front of you.
“Yea, it's me.” He said 
“Dad-” You began but he shushed you.
“I know, Angel. I know.” He said smiling sadly and then pulled out his phone. “I’m gonna call 911. Just hang tight.” He said and you just stared at him everything sounded underwater. You could hear him talking but couldn’t pay attention. Your eyes started to close “Hey, hey, hey. Keep those eyes open for me.” He said but they were already shutting “Y/N-” he said and the last thing you heard before you let the darkness win.
The next thing you remember was waking up in the hospital with Kelly asleep by your side. You hurt all over and you vowed to yourself that you would become a paramedic to help people in need. You tried sitting up and groaned and that is what woke him up. “Woah. Hey. It’s ok, Angel.” He said and got up helped you lay back down.
“Dad?” You asked and he smiled sadly.
“He was found with his truck wrapped around a tree, he survived and when he gets healthy enough, he is going to prison.” He said and you nodded and then your eyes were closing. “Go to sleep, Angel. I’ll be right here.” He said and you let your eyes slip closed. 
“I love you, Kel. More than a friend.” You said and he smiled.
“I love you too. More than a friend.” He repeated and you smiled and then fell asleep. When you woke up again, he brought up what you said and told him it was true and he smiled and told you that he felt the same way. From that day you two started to date. 
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When you both graduated high school you decided to follow Kelly everywhere and owed him your life because he saved your life. You ended up going with him to the fire academy and excelling through it and had graduated as a paramedic and him as a firefighter. After graduation he had proposed to you and it was an immediate yes. 
Considering that you both had gotten engaged you both followed each other through the different firehouses and both ended up at Firehouse 51. When you got the position for a paramedic on Ambulance 61, he got his position on Rescue Squad 3 and you both were so happy. It was exciting and both were so happy.
Kelly and you had talked about kids and decided not to wait until you both were married and when it happened then it happened. You loved the thought of getting married but were happy to be engaged with the love of your life. Getting with you and getting engaged changed Kelly for the good, he stopped being a womanizer and he devoted himself to you and only you. 
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You both had been sleeping soundly in your own bed at your house after being off for 3 days and having a lot of fun in the bedroom trying but not really trying for a child. Your alarm had gone off at 6:30 AM and you jolted awake. When you turned over and saw the time you groaned and shut the alarm off. “Is it time already?” Kelly asked with a gravely and sleep ridden voice and you smiled and rolled over looking at him. You didn’t have to go in until 8:00 AM.
“Sadly yes.” You said and kissed him and he returned the kiss. “But hey, we'll be with each other for the next 2 days.” You said and he smiled.
“That we will, Angel.” Kelly said and kissed you rolling over to where he was pinning you underneath him. The kissing got more intense and you were planning on letting it go further but you needed to get to work before Boden had both of your heads.
“As much as I want to continue this. We really need to get to work.” You said and he bowed his head and sighed in defeat. He knew you right. 
“You’re always right.” He said and you smiled and kissed him again but he continued his attack on you. 
“Kel.” You warned but he just continued his attack on your neck and then he was inching his way down your body until he got to the hem of his shirt that you stole from him. “Baby.” You moaned out and he smirked and went lower to your underwear cover pussy. He pushed your legs open and began kissing the inside of your thighs as he slid your underwear down your legs and threw them somewhere. Then he dove straight in and your head was thrown back “Kelly!” You shouted but turned into a moan. Your hands went to his head he licked a broad stripe up your folds as his hands kept your thighs spread. He swirled his tongue around your entrance and then bit your clit gently and that had you letting out a pornographic moan. Your back arched pleasure and that rubber band feeling was creeping up a tall tale sign you were about to cum. “I’m gonna cum.” You warned and he quickened his pace and when he sucked on your clit and gently bit it again for the second time had you coming undone. “I'm cumming!” You moaned out and that rubber band snapped and you saw stars. You came all over his face and he was licking it up like it was his last meal. When you came down from your high, he was sitting up and lying next to you. You laid there for a few minutes catching your breath “That was amazing.” You said and he smiled and leaned over and kissed you, you could taste yourself on his tongue.
“Have to take care of my girl.” He said after he broke the kiss and you smiled.
“Now we have to get ready.” You said and got up. He laid there watching you. Once you had disappeared into the bathroom, he and when he heard the shower running, he got up and smirked. He stripped off his sweats and underwear leaving him nude. He walked into the bathroom and when you heard the shower door open you smiled.
“Just couldn’t stand it could you?” You asked and he smirked.
“How can? Especially knowing my sexy fiancée is in here all alone and may need some assistance.” He said and you laughed as he started to finish what you had started and then it was your turn to help him. As you were soaping him up and rinsing him off you got down to his very erect and noticeable hard on, you smirked.
“Want me to help you with that?” You asked and he smirked.
“I would never say no to you.” He said and you smiled and he helped you ease your way down once he knew what you were doing. All soap was gone and both of you were clean but you always did enjoy standing there under the hot water. Your hand traveled down to his cock and pumped it while you kissed the tip and kitten licked it and that had him moaning. “Oh, Angel. That feels so good.” He said and you smirked and took the tip into your mouth and swirled it with your tongue and then you started moving your head up and down. Kelly’s head was thrown back in pleasure. One hand went to your head and the other braced himself on the shower wall. “Angel.” He moaned out. You kept changing your speed and then you hollowed your cheeks and took him deeper until he hit the back of your throat. You breathed through your nose “I’m close, Y/N/N.” He said and you knew it was true especially when your other hand that wasn’t on his cock went to his balls you felt them tightening up. What did him in was when you squeezed his cock and his balls at the same time “I’m cumming, Angel.” He moaned out and then his thick load shot into the back of your throat and you swallowed it all. When he was done you slowly drug your mouth off his cock and released him with a pop. He helped you stand up and kissed you tasting himself. You smiled at him “Thank you, Angel.” He said and tucked a piece of wet hair behind your ear.
“Anytime babe.” You said and then you both were getting out and getting ready. Once everything was ready to go you looked at your phone 7:20 AM it read and your eyes bugged out of your head. 
“What is it, Angel?” He asked when he noticed your expression.
“We’re gonna be late.” You said and he smirked. 
“Then let me drive.” He said and you groaned but agreed. You both walked out to his Jeep and he booked it to the firehouse. 7:50 AM, you had cut it close but now you felt nauseous.
“Never letting you drive again.” You said as you grabbed your bag.
“Oh, come on. I got us here on time.” He said and you just shook your head and the both of you headed in. Both of you put your bags in the locker room and went to hear the reports and once that was over your 2-day shift started. 
6 hours into your shift nothing really exciting happened, just a few small calls that didn’t require everyone to go out. You were grateful for the silent morning and not much happening because that meant you could spend time with Kelly and plan your wedding with your bridesmaids, Sylvie Brett and Grabriela Dawson and maid of honor, Stella Kidd. “So, have you picked a color yet?” Sylvie asked.
“I have 2 picked out navy blue and sage green.” You said and she nodded.
“Oh, navy blue would look so pretty.” Stella said and you smiled as you flipped through some magazines. You were mid flip when Kelly walked into the room you looked up when you saw him coming over and kissed you.
“How is my beautiful fiancée doing?” He asked and you smiled and you could hear the girls aweing at you both and you rolled your eyes at them.
“Oh hush. I’m doing well. A little bit achy from the rambunctious patient we had last call.” You said and he gave you a look “Kel, I’m fine nothing major happened and we handled it.” You said and he eased up.
“You know I want you to be safe on every call.” He said and you nodded and watched him walk over to the fridge and grab two bottles of water and something to snack on and brought it to you. You gladly accepted them.
“You two are so adorable.” Gabby said and you chuckled and made room for Kelly to sit down and then you leaned into him and started flipping through the magazine again as he fed you some of his snack. “So, you have a cake picked out?” She asked and you nodded.
“We do. It’s a chocolate strawberry cake.” Kelly said “It’s her favorite and I want her to be happy on her special day.” He said and kissed your temple. You smiled and played with your engagement ring.
“Hey it’s your day too.” You argued and looked at him.
“Yes, but to me it’s going to be all about you and celebrating you being with me.” He said and again the girls awed at the both of you and again you rolled your eyes but smiled. The wedding talk continues and Kelly put his input in. When the urge to go to the bathroom was needed you got up and he whined. “Where are you going?” He asked pouting and you turned to him.
“I have to go to the bathroom, Babe. Unless you want to join.” You said as a joke and he started to get up but you stopped him “I was joking. I’ll be back soon.” You said and he pouted again.
“Fine. I’ll miss you.” He said and you laughed.
“I’ll be right back.” You said and the girls all laughed. You went to the bathroom and as you were washing your hands the bells rang signaling for Rescue Squad 3, Truck 81, Ambulance 61, and Engine 51. It must be serious if they were sending everyone out. You quickly rushed the ambulance and he stopped you before you got in and he kissed you hard and you returned the kiss. “I love you.” You said as you hopped into the vehicle.
“I love you too.” He said and then you both got in your vehicles and then you were off to the call. The call was made by a bystander that had witnessed a gang fight had taken place and there were some casualties but also some that needed medical attention as well as a fire that had broken out due to a bullet hitting a gas tank of a car. Intelligence was also called since it was their case they were working on. You were quick to jump out when the ambulance had stopped. Boden gave orders and everyone got to work. You, Sylvie, and Gabby along with Herrmann, Otis, Kelly, Brian and Peter moved people that needed serious attention to one place and the ones that didn't move to another then the deceased to another with sheets laying over them. Intelligence and other police officers were booking left and right. You had just finished with one patient when Jay grabbed your attention. 
“Hey, Y/N! I need you over here!” He said and you rushed over with your bag. When you got there a man in his mid-20s was lying unconscious on the ground but breathing. You knelt down next to him and Jay. Jay was waiting to do anything to help.
“Sir, can you hear me?” You asked while taking a listen to him and everything sounded normal. You still hadn't gotten a response so you made your hand into a fist and rubbed his sternum. That definitely got a reaction out of him because before Jay could stop him, he had grabbed a knife that was in his back pocket and drove it first into your stomach. At first you didn't feel it and Jay was just shocked. You Felt it when the knife pulled out and found its way into your ribs. Jay took action and was quick to apprehend the person and cuff him. He called for someone to get the person off the ground and once they were gone Jay turned his direction to you. 
“Hey it's ok. You're going to be ok.” Jay said as he started putting pressure on your wounds.
“Kelly. Want Kelly.” You mumbled out and Jay nodded and looked up looking for your fiancé and when he found him, he shouted his name.
“Kelly!” Jay shouted and that caused Kelly to look up and his face drained of color when he saw you on the ground with blood and Jay trying to help. He was rushing over to get to you. 
“What the hell happened?” Kelly asked when he arrived and took over for Jay but Jay stayed close wanting to help his friends. 
“I found a guy on the ground unconscious and called her over since she was available. She was checking on him and trying to wake him up and he woke up startled and took out a knife we both didn't see and stabbed her before I could do anything. He was quick and got a second stab in.” Jay said and Kelly nodded, not mad at anyone this could happen to anyone. He knew moving someone without knowing their injuries could end up making it worse for them. 
“Kel?” You asked and he looked down and saw you staring at him with wild unfocused eyes. You looked so scared.
“I'm here, Angel. I'm here.” He said and pressed harder on your wounds. Blood was starting to seep out between his fingers. “Jay, go and get Sylvie and Gabby. Tell them it's Y/N. Tell them to bring the gurney and hurry.” He said and Jay nodded and went to find them.
“I'm sorry.” You said and Kelly looked at you confused.
“Why are you sorry?” He asked
“I didn't see the knife.” You said and he shook his head.
“Nobody could've seen it. You and Jay did the right thing in not moving him.” He said and you nodded and then you started coughing which brought blood and it was getting harder to breathe. “Hey hey, don't you give up on me yet.” He said and grabbed your gloved hand and he could feel your ring through it. He decided he needed to be skin to skin with you so he ripped the gloves off and your diamond ring was out on display for everyone to see.  “We have so many plans, Angel. Don't leave me.” He added you so desperately tried to keep your eyes open and you were winning the fight but barely. 
“Oh my god.” Sylvie gasped and both her and Gabby got to work. The commotion caught the attention of a few others and they were quick to come over. “Hey, Y/N/N. Can you hear me?” Sylvie asked and you nodded your head and looked over at her.
“Kel?” You asked, losing a lot of blood.
“I'm right here, Y/N. I'm right here.” He said and your head lolled over to look at him. Then your eyes closed and your breathing stopped. “Y/N! No no no no.” Kelly said and removed his hands and started chest compression and that kicked everyone into gear. Gabby put a pulse ox on you and connected leads to you and it showed a flatline and tears came to Kelly's, well everyone's, eyes. “Come on. Come on.” He said and continued CPR. About 2 minutes later your heart started beating again and he sighed in relief. Gabby started an IV and Kelly’s hands went to the puncture wounds again.
Everyone started talking and then you felt yourself being lifted up and onto the gurney by several people. You were moving and it felt like you were floating. Nothing was in focus and every sound was underwater. You were loaded into the back of the ambulance and then you were speeding away. Kelly never once left your side and nobody argued with him.
Getting to Med felt like forever but it was only a short 3 minutes but in those 3 minutes Kelly's world stopped again. Your heart was beating strong and then all of a sudden it just stopped. Gabby was quick to start CPR again. “If we don't get her back soon, her chances to survive are low.” She said and just as soon as the ambulance pulled up to Med your heart started again. When the doors opened there was Connor and a few nurses standing there and as soon as the gurney was off the ambulance you were being wheeled away. Talking was heard but you couldn't focus on it. Your eyes were closed. 
“Kelly, you know you can't go back with us.” Connor said
“I know. Just take care of her. Angel, I'll be here when you're done. Keep fighting.” Kelly said, bending down and kissing your forehead and then your ring. “I love you.” Kelly added as tears ran down his face and you were wheeled behind the door. Kelly just stood there not knowing what to do until Otis came behind him and grabbed his shoulders and led him to the waiting room. Before they wheeled you behind the doors, they had taken your engagement ring off and gave it to him. He looked up and saw most of everyone there but nobody said a word. He looked down at your engagement ring and just started to let tears escape. He needed you.
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“Alright I want a quick x-ray and an ultrasound then I want her prepped and quickly.” Conner said and everybody let him know that they understood and then they were on it. An x-ray was taken and the tech froze.
“Uh, Conner. I might want to come and take a look at this.” He said and Connor rushed over.
“She’s pregnant.” He confirmed “Someone call Dr. Manning. Tell her it is an emergency.” He said 
“On it!” A nurse said and was quick to get her on the phone. In no time Natalie was rushing into the OR, she was getting the ultrasound up and running and was quick to get it on you.
“It looks like she is 9 weeks pregnant and it looks like the knife didn’t even touch the placenta but it looks like it caught her kidney.” She said “I’ll stay and monitor the baby.” She said and Connor nodded and started giving directions out. The surgery was stressful but it was coming along great. “The baby's heart rate and breathing are great.” Natalie said just about the time your heart rate was beginning to drop.
“Heart is dropping and her breathing is labored.” The surgical nurse said and that concerned both of the doctors. Then your heart monitor flatlined. 
“Starting CPR!” Connor said and he started the chest compressions. “Come on, Y/N/N. You got a fiancé that is worried sick about you and a baby to grow and raise” he said and you must be listening because after about 3 minutes of CPR your heart started to beat again. “Ok, she’s back! Let’s hurry this and get her into recovery.” He said calmly and they finished quickly. They had to fix your lung and remove one of your kidneys but you were going to survive.
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4 hours is how long everyone had to wait. Your team members, who were your family, weren’t going to go anywhere especially not when one of their own was fighting for her life. Kelly was a nervous wreck and he hadn’t even said a word since he arrived, nobody was going to push him to talk. Boden had declared him off since it was his fiancée in there and that considered him family. Nobody had come out and whenever someone had come out it wasn’t Connor and his heart sank a little more each time. The plans that you two had made and planned on making were running through his head. He thought about starting a family with you and the wedding you two were going to have. As he was thinking about it all, he remembered your diamond ring in his hand, it shouldn’t be in his hand, it should be on your finger. He took one last look at it and then took his chain off around his neck and unclasped it and slid on it, he then put the chain back around his neck.
Finally, Connor came out and he stood there for a minute until he saw Kelly and the crew. He walked over to them and when Kelly heard footsteps he looked up and quickly stood up. “Connor?” Kelly asked Connor, looked at him and smiled.
“They’re both going to be just fine.” He said and Kelly looked at him shocked.
“Both?” Kelly questioned 
“Yes, Y/N is 9 weeks pregnant. I take it neither of you knew.” He said, reading the expression on Kelly’s face.
“No. We’ve been trying but not really trying.” He said and Connor smiled. “How is Y/N?” He asked
“We lost her once but got her back quickly. The knife got her kidney so we had to remove that and we fixed her lung. I’m suggesting a few weeks to a month off from work but she can do very light duty.” Connor said and everyone nodded, mostly Boden. “I can take you to her now.” He said.
“Please.” Kelly said and Connor smiled and nodded. He led Kelly the way and while he was walking past his crew, they gave him a chorus of ‘Congratulations’. They weren’t going anywhere anytime soon.
Kelly and Connor arrived at your room and he walked in and sat down on the chair. “If something happens, please grab one of the nurses and they’ll either page me or Natalie or both of us will be here.” He said and Kelly nodded “Oh and Kelly?” He added and Kelly looked up at him. “Congratulations.” He said and Kelly smiled and Connor was off. He was left there sitting with you and letting tears fall.
“You scared me, Angel. When I saw you lying there with Jay putting pressure on your wounds, my world stopped. Then when you stopped breathing and your heart stopped twice on the way here, it scared the shit out of me. We’re going to be parents, Angel. I don’t know if you can hear me but you, I’m so glad you chose to stay with me. I would be so lost without you. I love you so much.” He said and kissed your forehead. 
Nurses were in and out checking on you and the baby and the crew came and saw you but couldn’t stay long and Kelly understood and he knew you would understand too. Kelly wasn’t going to leave your side for nothing and nobody was going to make him and Boden understood. He wanted to put your ring back on but refrained against it because he didn’t want them taking it off again.
2 days had passed and you still hadn’t woken up but that was to be understood it helped your body heal. They kept IVs running to keep you and the baby hydrated and it had some nutrients in it to keep you both nourished from the lack of food being eaten. It was during the night when you woke up and you looked around the room taking in the noise and where you were at. Then you looked over to your right and saw Kelly sleeping. You reached a hand over and stroked his cheek which woke him up and then when he saw you were awake, he was up with a start. About that time Connor and Natalie had come and smiled. “Nice to see you awake.” Connor said and you smiled and then grimaced in pain when you tried to move. 
“Take it easy. You just had some major surgery. We also don’t want to stress the baby out.” Natalie said and you pulled a confused face.
“Baby?” You asked voice scratchy and Kelly was quick to grab the cup of water and bring the straw to your lips and you drank some and pushed it away.
“Yes, we did an x-ray to see where the knife had hit and when the baby popped up, I was called in and I did an ultrasound to confirm that you are 9 weeks pregnant. I take it you didn’t know.” Natalie said and you shook your head but smiled “Congratulations.” She said with a small smile and you smiled back.
“Thank you. We were trying for a kid but haven’t been trying very hard.” You said and she smiled.
“The knife punctured your kidney and your lung. We removed your kidney and repaired your lung. I want you to take it very easy for a few weeks and if you go back to work then it’s going to have to be very light duty.” Connor said and you nodded. He and Natalie went over a few things with you and then left. They wanted you to stay in the hospital for at least a week to make sure everything was ok and no complications and you agreed along with Kelly. 
“We’re going to be parents.” You said and he smiled and nodded then you looked down at your bare hand “Where is my ring?” You asked almost panicked and he smiled and pulled it out on his chain.
“Right here baby.” He said and pulled it off and took it off and put it back on your hand where it belonged. You let out a yawn and he chuckled. “Go back to sleep baby. I’ll be here when you wake up.” He said and leaned up and kissed your forehead again. 
As you fell back asleep you smiled and thought about your baby. The two of you were going to be parents and you couldn’t wait. All you could think about is how good of a father Kelly was going to make and you couldn’t wait. You couldn’t wait to marry him and raise his kid with him. The three of you were going to be one happy family and that was something worth staying for.
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disneyprincemuke · 1 year ago
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one of your girls * cs55
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you’re just another name in black ink in his long list of girls, and you should know better. so why are you at his apartment in the middle of the night after weeks of radio silence?
pairings: carlos sainz x fem!reader
warnings: implied age gap, suggestive
notes: damn, i be writing anything that relates to all my love life mishaps when i was like 20,,,, daaaaaamn
(f1 masterlist)
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you know better than anyone how you shouldn’t be here. you shouldn’t be at the door to his apartment with an overnight bag over your shoulder. you shouldn’t have even picked up the phone when he called you three hours ago.
you think of turning around and making a run for the elevator that’s waiting for a new passenger to transport. but in the empty hallway of carlos’s condo, you try to calm your nerves as you wait.
you wait in clothing that you don't frequent, just to catch his attention. just to keep his attention while you're here with him.
he had bought you a small portion of your wardrobe, something to match what he likes in his typical girls. you're even lucky you'd caught carlos's attention in the first place.
you're not a conventional model, which seems to be his type more often than not. and you simply don't dress the way they do. even showing up here in this has managed to make you feel slightly uncomfortable.
you looked in the mirror before you left your dorm, and you didn't look like yourself. from the mini skirt, down to the way you did your makeup, and the darker shade of lipstick you've put on.
the door finally creaks open, carlos’s head peeking through the gap. one eye is closed, the other barely open from the contrast difference of lighting from inside his apartment to the hallway’s. his hair is a mess, bits and pieces of hair sticking in different directions.
“sorry i took a while,” you drop your head, your hair falling to the sides of your face, “i had to stop to refuel my car. i hope i didn’t make you wait too long.”
he smiles at you, pulling the door open wider to let you in. “it’s okay. i’ve barely been home; i just arrived like… 20 minutes ago.”
“oh,” you slip your shoes off, “i hope you’ve had enough time to settle down then. have you had your dinner?”
this is the cycle every. single. time.
you come over, make some small talk on the couch, before he eventually pounces on you for a long night ahead. and then you wake up in the morning in his arms, his lips peppering light kisses onto your shoulder before he gets up to make you breakfast.
and then you leave. the second you exit that god forsaken condo unit, every sweet nothings exchanged in the heat of the moment is long forgotten.
he will text you once — to bid you safe on your journey home. you will answer him once — to tell him you’ve gotten home safe. that will be the last you hear from him until he goes through all of his races and flies back for his short breaks.
if you’re lucky, he will text you randomly one evening to rant, and maybe even ask you how you are. he will keep the conversation adorable and lighthearted for 5 minutes before he’s reeling you in, just enough to have you craving for his touch for days before he's on his way back.
then he touches down, and texts you to come over.
and he tells you that he likes you, and wants to take it slow, but will never tie you down with a label to make it official. jealousy laces every word when he texts you, following pictures of you flooding your stories with men he's never heard of, but will never be brave enough to say it to your face that it bothers him.
maybe that’s why you keep doing it. maybe that’s why you never call him out on it.
it could be the superiority he knows he has over you: he’s got enough experience to drag you around for months at a time and knows how to keep you wanting more without calling him out.
he shakes his head with a small smile, keeping his distance and standing by the door leading to his kitchen. “i just ordered some food right before you came. 20 minutes,” he tells you, “would you like some water?”
“iced, please,” you reply softly, putting your bag right by the couch as you take a seat.
“of course.”
he disappears into the kitchen, giving you the time to scan his apartment and how much it’s changed in the month you haven’t been in it. not much, really. just that his luggage is now in the corner with a backpack opened, clothes spilling out of it.
maybe it’s also your inability to know when to stop. is it because carlos makes you feels so good? is it the pride of knowing older men are into you that makes you want to stay?
but you feel like a kid, waiting by the door for him to welcome you with open arms. otherwise, he shuns you away until he remembers your existence.
“here you go.” his hand ruffles your hair slightly, putting the cup of water into your hands. “how was the drive here?”
only then you notice that he’s not wearing a shirt. but you also notice the fading spot of purple right by his collarbone and you feel your arms go cold, your grip tightening around the cup.
any more and you’re sure it would shatter.
you’re not the only one; of course, how could you have ever thought that? you’re just one of his girls when he decides.
when he needs someone to talk to, you’re one of his platonic friends — his homies, as some refer to it. he will never be as attached to you as you are to him.
you’re just another name in black ink in his long list of girls.
you lift the cup to your lips, quickly chugging half of the cup down. your eyes never leave the dark spot on his skin, a reminder to yourself with every second that you’re no different to the next girl he will be calling in the next city he’ll be prancing to after this.
you lick your lips. “it was okay. not many cars on the road.”
he finally notices your stare, his hand quickly coming up to cover the spot. your eyes trail up to meet his as he shrugs. “the team and i went to play paintball a while ago. i’ve got crazy bruises that haven’t healed yet.”
he lifts his arm to reveal another spot, slightly darker this time, on the side of his stomach. you hadn’t noticed it earlier from his arm covering it.
his excuse surprisingly makes you feel lighter, the nauseating thought of carlos with another girl in bed suddenly seeming like an absurd accusation. but you mustn’t forget the facts of the matter: you’re just another girl to him.
and he does not care about you. at least, not like that. he only puts up a front to get what he wants before he tosses you aside for another something of weeks.
"you look amazing, babe," carlos mutters, his eyes trailing down to the skirt that's hiked up your thighs. the garter on your thigh peeks out ever so slightly, prompting a shakey sigh to pass his lips as he meets your eyes again. "love the skirt."
"thank you," you answer in a small voice, looking down at his fingers tracing shapes over your exposed chest. your breath staggers as he goes down further towards your cleavage.
he glances at your lips, slowly leaning in. he wraps his hand over yours to take the cup into his hands. he slowly puts it down on the floor, a couple of steps away from either of you.
"you look so so hot," he mutters under his breath. his hand snakes up your inner thigh, leaning in towards your neck. there's a ringing in your ear as he comes closer.
his lips hover above yours, "i can't wait to have you."
~✨🏎✨~
you lay on your back and stare up at the ceiling, your hand resting above the other on your stomach. next to you is carlos, the duvet draped over his waist loosely with his phone in his hands.
you glance at him, acknowledging the soft hands that massage the top of your head. you've just finished eating together and you feel the aftereffects of the amount of food you gobbled down together.
the entire conversation you had, talking about his race weekends and your days in school was lighthearted
"i should go," you sigh, pushing yourself up off the bed. you reach for your bag, sitting under his nightstand to fish for a new shirt.
"what?" you hear shuffling behind you and the only source of light in the room goes out. "you're going? but you usually stay the night."
you can almost notice the disappointment that laces his words. if you didn't know any better, you might have folded and crawled back into that bed with him.
you nod, eyes focusing on passing through the darkness to fathom which article of clothing you're taking out of your bag. "yeah, but i've got class early tomorrow. i really can't afford to be late."
"i can send you early if you want. sleep in the car - i'll drive you," he offers.
you give him a small smile, briefly looking at him before returning your focus to getting dressed to leave. "it's alright, really. i'm carpooling with josh."
your heart starts to race in your chest, feeling heavy as you hear carlos move about some more behind you. "does this josh guy like you or something?" he asks. "why is it that every time i ask you about school, he always comes up?"
you're lying, of course. you don't have to be on campus until the end of the week but you just cannot spend another moment in this suffocating apartment where you play the part of a naive pawn in his games. but he doesn't have to know that.
because you should know better.
your frustration grows, a mix of the darkness limiting your vision and simply having this conversation. you just wanted to find the shirt you packed and be out of here.
"i saw your pictures when you went out the other night. you guys looked awfully snuggly with one another," he adds. "you're telling me that he's not interested in you like that?"
"why's that matter?" you ask, turning your head to give him a stare.
it's only then you notice that carlos, amidst all that conversation, has crawled out of bed. he's now half-dressed with his shorts pulled up his legs, tied together with the string to hold it up. you can barely make out his figure in the dark, the only light coming from the streets.
"exactly. it shouldn't," you mutter, turning away from him once more.
you grunt and finally pull out something from your bag, which seems to be a pair of shorts. that's not what you wanted. you slam it into the ground and continue to dig for a shirt.
"not to you, at least," you add in a whisper, eyebrows furrowing as you furiously search through all the contents of your bag. which surprisingly is a lot more than you remembered packing.
"come on, don't be like that," he sighs. you hear footsteps approaching you, making you turn to hold a hand up to keep him away.
you almost feel guilty, his words weighing your chest down.
he stops just a couple of steps from you and throws his hands up in the air. "it shouldn't matter to you what i'm doing during the days that i don't exist to you," you huff.
you scramble to your feet, walking past him to switch on the lights, overwhelming you both with the change. when you pass him once more to finish your mission of getting your shirt, he plants a firm grip on your elbow and yanks you back into him.
"why are you being like this?" he asks gently, eyebrows met in the middle as concern washes his face. concern or jealousy? or the realisation that you're finally coming to your senses? "what's wrong?"
"that's," you pause to take your arm out from his grip, "really none of your business."
you roll your eyes as you see your shirt on the floor next to your bag. it must have fallen out when you moved it into the bedroom after the food arrived. you pick it up swiftly and pull it down your head.
"seriously. don't pretend to care," you chuckle dryly, now turning to him with furrowed eyebrows. "it won't do you any good. i'm so tired of you doing this to me, carlos!"
you whirl around and get your shorts off the floor, pulling them up your legs.
he sighs, "it's complicated right now, babe. just stay and let's talk about it."
"there is nothing to talk about," you say calmly, closing your eyes and taking a deep breath. when you open them, his brown eyes are staring directly into yours. if you hadn't come to your rude awakening during your drive here, it's easy to get lost in his eyes. they shine differently from others, wide and welcoming, and- no.
"(y/n)..."
"i'm too young for this, you know? wasting my youth on somebody who only wants me in the middle of the night every couple of weeks?" you pick up your bag and sling it over your shoulder. "plenty of men are in line for me and i'm just letting you throw me around like a piece of meat? just who the hell do you think you are?"
he runs his hands through his hair, tugging at the roots. you almost recognise the way he's trying to claw his brain for a lie to tell you. but you just roll your eyes.
"dude, i don't know what's going on with you," you sigh tiredly, looking down at his carpeted floor, "but i don't want to play whatever game it is you're making me play."
"there's no game," he mutters, eyes trailing down to stare at the ground. "please, just give me time to figure it out. it's messy right now."
"i've given you time to figure it out," you take a step forward, "i don't have forever and a day to wait around for you."
he doesn't answer, just drops his hands to his side as he stares at you. you push yourself past him, shaking your head. who were you to think that finally speaking up about this would change the course of things?
this is how it's meant to be: he's just simply too different for you to end up together. he's got the glitz and glamour with girls tripping over their own feet to get his attention. but you just want a quiet life, and to live out your years without regret.
continuing whatever arrangement you've got with him will not be the answer to what it is you want.
he sighs. "i'll call you."
"no, you won't."
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f1amboyant · 1 month ago
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Omg, I wasn't expecting to elaborate on this but you know what, I will bc it makes me happy and I am not confident or secure enough to write something long but I still want to share.
About everyone's colors:
-Ferrari: Rosso corsa for Charles and bright yellow gold for Carlos
-Mercedes: royal purple for Lewis and turquoise for George
-RB: burnt orange for Maxy and forest green for Checo
-McLaren: soft orange for Lando and periwinkle for Oscar
-Aston: sky blue for Fernando and cooper for Lance
-Williams: lavender for Alex, cherry red for Logan and sunshine yellow for Franco
-Haas: ochre for Nico and ice blue for Kevin
-Alpine: navy blue for Pierre and blush pink for Esteban (he swears it's beige for years)
-VCarb: warm orange for Yuki, pistachio for Liam and mahogany brown for Dan
-Stake: dove grey for Guanyu and coral for Valtteri
-Other important colors (?): silver for Nico Rosberg, emerald green for Seb, garnet for Kimi, steel grey for Toto, teddy bear brown for Ollie, sage green for Kimi Antonelli, petrol blue for Mark Webber, brass for Jenson.
Source? Just vibes really.
Some drivers are sure to wear long sleeves and be careful of being to close to fans but Carlos is of the opposite view, hundreds of centimeters of skin showing and a belief that if you get a new soulmates, it was meant to be and it drives Charles nuts even though it has never happened and Carlos has only bonded with people who are indeed close to him. In one occasion he takes pleasure in seeing how a pretty girl at a club who has been flirting with Carlos (who is oblivious and a little tipsy) all night gets mad when she grabs Carlos' forearm and nothing happens, not a bit of pigment on sight so obviously Charles has to go get his teammate and holding him by the point where he KNOWS his red mark is under the fine linen shirt make sure he makes it back to the hotel 🫣
Thank you everyone for the encouragement, I'll keep you posted 🥰🎨
Asdkjhgdjkhglq that's amazing!
No note on the color choices for each driver. I could never have done it myself and I love them all! Perfect 🎨
And jealous possessive Charles?? Yes please, I need more of that. Oh Carlos would be absolutely oblivious (he always looks so lost when he is with fan, he would absolutely be lost about this too). And Charles putting his hand back where his mark is on Carlos?? Daaaaaamn 😵‍💫 I love it so much!!!
But now tell me anon (if you want to, of course), this is charlos, right? So how do those two idiots go from 'oh yeah we have each other's mark but that's because we're teammates, no?' to 'together or nothing, we are real soulmates'? Do you have ideas? I need my babies together 🥺
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book-girl4evaaa · 4 months ago
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Heathers thoughts none of you asked for :)
Ok y'all so I've been on a plane so obviously I downloaded heathers and I thought "you know what? Lemme write down my thoughts, because I'm pretty crazy about this musical." So I did. These are the aforementioned thoughts. Enjoy if you choose to :)
Content warning: spoilers lol
Trigger warnings: murder, sex, suicide, sexual assault/violence, depression, anxiety are all mentioned. Also there is a lot of cursing because a lot of the songs cuss lol (if you've already seen it then there's nothing else apart from what's already in there)
It's about 3000 words long, and probably quite funny to read even if you don't know what's going on
Um yeah that's it, let's go!
My thoughts on Heathers
ACT ONEEEEE
- "September 1st 1989, dearrrrr diary"
- (ok imma nerd out on the first line because September 1st 1989 could be a reference to September 1st 1939, but that's it I promise)
- welcome to my school, this ain't no high school this is the *thunderdome*
- "if I'm not dead by Juneeee" yeah about that-
- "then I can blow this town," um Veronica that's jds job
- "fight the urge to strike a match and set this dump ablaze" girl if you knew what would happen next....
- RAMS EXPRESSION HELP
- Life really isn't looking beautiful Veronica
- "smartest guy on the football team :0"
- "did you really just talk to me?" "My buddy Kurt just asked you a question" *nod/grunt/chest pop thing*
- (they are soooooo not straight)
- "dear diary: whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?"
- BRO I THOUGHT THEY SAID "COLD BEEER" NOT "HOPE HERE" 😭
- Heathers' entrance giving vogue tbh
- "no discernable personality but her mom did pay for implants,"
- "id like them to be nicer," Martha ur so real for that
- so everyone is just going to ignore that line about kidnapping them? Ok...
- why does miss Fleming act so dismissive of one of her students having an eating disorder? Like ummmm safe guarding?
- chandler not even knowing Veronica existed till she saved her ass lmao
- FIRST SHUT UP HEATHER OF THE SHOW AYYY
- "if I took a meat cleaver down the *centre* of your *skull* I'd have matching halves.... That's very important :]"
- "ask me how it feels, looking like hellll on wheelsss... My GOD it's beautiful"
- THE RIFFS OH MY DAYS
- ok first song done :]
- "more like the heathers are my co-workers and our job is being popular and shit,"
- "but it's still the same me underneath!" "You sure? 🤨"
- "how very" !!!!!!!!!!!!!
- "heather. Bend over."
- "...are we gonna have a problem?"
- "LISTEN UP BIATCH"
- honestly playing dolls sounds more fun than smoking with some quarterback to me but like wtv
- "say goodbye to shamu"
- LET'S GO TEAR UO SOMEONES LAWN
- step into my candy storeeeëëëEEEEE
- honey what you waiting for... "SHUT UP HEATHER!"
- "don't just quote bodelare at me and walk away?"
- "I didn't catch your name..." "I didn't throw it 😎🔥" jd thought he ate
- "my buddy Kurt just asked you a question" "*huh*"
- "I'm not sure what your problem is, but I bet it's pretty hard for you to pronounce." Ok jd ACTUALLY ate this time
- holy shit (holy shit) holy SHIT (HOLY shit) HOLY SHIT **Holy Shit** HOLY shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
- "why, when you see Boys fight, does it look so horrible, yet feel so riìïíîīïìight,"
- "DAAAAAAMN"
- girlypop is infatuated
- her posing with him while he's frozen is pretty iconic tbh
- "if your still alive," she knows the chances
- (also death reference (?!?!?!?))
- the ball popping scene 😭
- "come on admit it you like the new kid," says you heather? We alllll know that you like someone who's name starts with v
- duke looks so scared :'(
- "they will get me safely through highschool," ehhhhhh
- "I'm not gonna change, I promise," ehhhhh
- it's my candy store it's my candy
- it's my candy store it's my candy
- it's my candy store it's my candy storeeeeeEEEEEE
- (also the choreography is eating)
- "VERONICAAAAAAAAAAA 🦅 DON'T FORGET GET TO BUY CORN NUTSSSS"
- "plain or bq?" "BBBBBBBBBQQQQQQQQQQQQQQ 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅"
- "greetings and salutations" fhhfsjsfdj
- "did you say cherry or lemon?" "I said big gulp,"
- "IF IT'S IN THE WAY, I'LL MAKE YOUR DAY"
- "example: I don't really like my friends." "That's ok, I don't like your friends either ☺️"
- ayyy liquorice is good for voices, I see you set team
- Veronica just watching him sing (she's still infatuated)
- "I pray at my alter of slush" that sounds like an unhealthy relationship with a drink bro
- "shfhjsgskdfsgsdg" - JD sucking up his slushie
- "freeze your brainnnnn"
- riffing so early in the song are we? Slay
- "does ur mommy know you drink all that crap?" "Not anymore. When mom was alive -"
- (Veronica's face kills me every time)
- "the sky's gonna hurt when it falls so you better start building some walls"
- JD casually traumadumping on some random girl at the seven eleven
- "I don't see what the big deal- SON OF A BITCH"
- chandler being jealous because of JD is peak
- freeze your brain is underrated though
- "sure thing.... DUDE"
- the middle fingers at their son's 😭
- DAD SAYS ACT YOUR AGE YOU HEARD THE MAN IT'S TIME TO RAGE
- everyone in this musical is so fine
- I'm learning this choreography as soon as I get time
- adding to the character profile that McNamara's mom is a slight alcoholic
- "a hot guy smiled at me without a trace of mockery!" Ronica is really doing well though, this is like goals, like bro I'm still waiting on this for me
- why's miss Fleming a teenager all of a sudden?
- she's got moves those
- "how did I get this popular?" Because the demon queen of highschool has a hugeeee crush on you
- "dreams are coming true when people laugh but not at you," Veronica is so me (I'm still waiting for this but oh well)
- ✊✊🙌✊✊🙌✊✊🙌✊✊🙌
- "I'm not alone I'm not afraid I FEEL LIKE BONO AT LIVE AIDDDDD"
- "I'm actually having big fun!"
- that poor pinata 😔
- dang dang diggity dangy dang
- even I know that sparkling ciders a "no thanks" at a party, Martha
- "there's no alcohol in this, are you TRYING to POISON me?" Yeah about poison...
- "our folks got no clue bout half the shit there children do!" Me when Tumblr-
- "pin-yah-tah!" (That's how I say it too)
- ok the bullying Martha at the party is pretty realistic
- "what's your damage heather?"
- "nobody at westerberg is going to let you play their reindeer games!"
- Lick. It. Up.
- no way to treat the love of your life, chandler
- but I don't own a motorbike -
- *wait...*
- here's an option that I like
- spend these last few hours getting ✨ freaky ✨
- "Veronica, what are you doing in my roo-" "shhhshshshhhhssshshshhh"
- him going to kiss her and she's just like 🖐️ onto his face
- he honestly looks a little scared
- "so worlds unfair, keep it locked out there" ummm you snapped off his window lock remember?
- "that works for me,"
- not her hitting notes after making out which I'd struggle to hit with a warmup ✋😭
- the confidence it takes to perform that song on stage-
- tbh if I had that nightmare I'd be terrified too
- "I gotta go kiss her arobasized ass"
- Veronica's so silly I love her
- I kinda want chandlers pjs
- "hope you brought kneepads, bitch"
- "that stuff would kill her!" "Thus ending her hangover,"
- not JD calling her chicken for not wanting to kill 💀
- ooooo bro didn't tell her
- heathers soooo jealous of JD
- "I'd actually prefer you did this [begged] on your knees," like um that's a bit... You know...
- "but your still dead to me" funny choice of words chandler
- THE FACT SHE DIED RIGHT AFTER
- "c-c-corn n-n-nuts XP"
- "my problems were a miriad..." "I was having my period. HAHAHAHAha.... OH MY GOD"
- (fun fact I drew that line)
- "I learned to...kiss boys with my tongue" "that's good"
- Veronicas face when heather starts singing
- "Ur making me sound like air supply 🙄"
- no but heather doing the little movements as she sings like it's a tiktok dance
- "my 🤘🤘 rockstar mystique they wouldn't dare look in 🫱😔🫲 my eyessss"
- "MYRIAD, NICE"
- "starving children eating sand"
- "no one thinks a pretty girl can touch youuuuu" "heather touching me 😏" WHAT THE HECK NOT THE TIME BOYS REALLY NOT THE TIME
- "IM BIGGER THAN JOHN LENNON"
- chandler doing the little boogie because people actually like her now she's dead
- duke getting her photo bomb moment
- "do you think heathers mom keeps her room the same, like she's alive?" "....well that rugs gonna need a good cleaning "
- DID JD'S DAD JUST THREATEN VERONICA WTH
- "my mom's cooking dinner....spaghetti.... With *lots* of oregano" iconic
- "Jd's dad will not be speaking at our wedding,"
- "nobody *cares* about your feelings" DUKE TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW
- "from her homies 😔✊✌️" I love you heather McNamara
- ummmm McNamara, I love you but that isn't ok
- i m a r a t i n a t r a p c o r r e c t i o n i m t h e c h e e s e
- bro this song makes me very uncomfortable but it's really catchy
- why are they licking her hand 😭
- "cow manure " serves you right bastards
- "is that a joke?" "It is most definitely a joke " it was not a joke
- "I HAVE A NEW FAVOURITE COLOUR"
- "MOVE BITCH THIS IS MY SONG"
- the transformation is smooooooth
- chandler sticking her tongue out has me dying she's such a good character
- "PARTIES AT MY PLACE" WHOO HOO
- KURT AND RAM WHEN I GET YOU
- tf are they slutshaming her for something that didn't happen, bitches
-"allhailthequeeniweartheredthescrunchiesonmyheadyoucantrunyoucanthideiamacrimsontide"
- Also dukes voice is so pretty like girl sounds angelic
- WHAT IS WRONG WITH THEM SHE'S LITERALLY SOBBING AND THEY MADE IT WORSE
- if I was in that sort of situation I would be sobbing so hard
- "our love is god"
- "your not alone" "your not alone" SOBBING.
- they're so cute yet so messed up
- why are the boys so gullible though like don't they remember literally earlier that day?
- unrelated but I would kill for a voice like any of these people (pun intended)
- then singing "our love is god" at different times because it means different things to each of them
- JD just acting all smart as he lies
- the gay look im dead
- "so do we just whip it out?" Bruh
- "I liked the tie..." "get the tie, get the tie," "my mom bought it for me 😏🫦"
- the matching underwear lmao
- "ur just unconscious, right ram?" WRONG
- "STOP BEING A DICK"
- "what the FUCK have you done?!" "I worship you ☺️🥺"
- Veronica home girl you sound terrified why are you still letting him hug you
ACT TWOOOOOOOO
- "Im going steady, mostly he's awesome, if a bit too rock and roll" BESTIE HES A LITERAL MURDERER
- "lately he's bumped off 3 of my classmates" EXACTLY
- "god have mercy on my soulllll" feel kinda bad for her here tbh like she's struggling hard
- "they were just 17" foreshadowing one of my favs
- "but now we'll never know...."
- "ok ur mad I get it," 👁️👄👁️ dude... you KILLED THEM?!? YOU CAN'T TAKE THAT BACK?!?!?!? LIKE YOUR HOT AND ALL BUT WHAT?!?!??!?!?!
- "ich lugë bullets? You lied to me," ich lugë literally means I lied
- "can they make you cry now?" "No, but you can..." Imma cry for the both of you
- "my teenage angst bullshit has a bodycount."
- "THEY WERE NOT DIRTY! *BAM BAM* THEY WERE NOT WRONG! *BAM BAM*"
- "I love my dead gay son 💅💃✨"
- "they just had ✨flare!✨"
- "IM TALKING YOU AND ME" *gAsP* "in the summer of 83" *gAsP* "........ THAT....... was one hell of a fishing trip,"
- THE GAY TIES <33333333333 I WANT ONE
- ok but let's be real Kurt and Ram were definitely at least bi you all saw the grunts
- "who's next?" Tf do you MEAN who's NEXT?!?!
- "I could underline some meaningful passages in moby dick iykwim..." "NoOoOoOOO!"
- "and then kaboom" oooh so he's got trauma
- 17 = the song that gets me sobbing
- "we're damaged, *really* damaged, but that DOES NOT make us wise"
- "we're not *special*, we're not *different*, we don't CHOOSE who LIVES or DIES" this song hits hard every time
- "lets be NORMAL! see bad movies, sneak a beer and watch TV..." She just wants to be a normal teenager let her have that please and thank you
- "that really blows," ummmmmmmm poor word choice
- "play some poker" the game that you lie in JD? Huh?
- ayyy we're getting some more chemistry now
- not the time for a makeout sesh
- "if I am what you choose," 😭😭😭😭😭
- "your the one I choose," but in the end neither can choose eachother so now imma cry myself to sleep
- "just stop talking " jdronica fans everywhere:
- AYYYYYYYY shine a light love it
- "did you have a brain tumour for breakfast? 🙄" "No I had oatmeal ☺️"
- "well fuck me gently with a chainsaw " THE QUOTE THE QUOTE THE QUOTE (no mother Teresa but but oh well)
- "I'm in love with this fat girl!"
- "Veronicas going to lady prison heheheh," shut up you prick
- Veronica no need to be a bitch about it, I know you want to protect her but bro
- "but I-" "bUt iiu-" heather chandler is dead funny
- ugh screw off miss Fleming you're making it worse
- CROUD INTERACTION GOES BRRRRRRR
- "whether to kill yourself or not is one of the hardest decisions a teenager can make," no joke bro, is that not common knowledge?
- shine a light is the exact stuff my school would pull if kids started committing suicide
- "STEVE! I'm ending our affair" Steve took it like a champ though
- I'm using the phrase "fan-fricken-tastic" whenever I can from now on
- the mood drop when heather said she wanted to kill herself was like 📉
- "and I'm like 'jesus I'm on the fricking bus again because all my rides to school are dead!'" they don't deserve you heather McNamara
- lifeboat is so real tho
- like that metaphor is so real
- heather McNamara is like dream role stuff
- "with people I know " not friends, because she doesn't feel like she has any friends anymore
- "are you saying westerberg is not a nice place?" Well yeah it sucks
- Martha looks so sad in the background
- "I don't patronise bunny rabbits?!"
- "I killed them!" No ur bf did but close enough
- shine a light reprise is literally me after 9:30 pm 🤡
- I'm probably sure they use tic-tacs
- "if everyone jumped off a bridge would you?" "Probably." Real
- "if you were happy all the time you wouldn't be a human being. You'd be a gameshow host" saved
- HOW MANY TICTACS DID THAT GIRL FIT IN HER MOUTH
- awwwww the hug is so cuteeee they have the best friendship dynamic
- (also people need to stop painting Mac as dumb, she's just naïve)
- "STOP TALKING OVER ME!" you tell him girl
- "I could make another son anytime I want," GO AWAY THAT'S AWFUL YOU A HORRIBLE TERRIBLE PERSON UGH YOU MAKE ME SICK I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU
- saved my aggression for him <3
- ok look I know he's a murderer but no-one deserves a parent like that, JD's shaking and he's like 17 this is not ok
- blud just shot a TV to take out his anger
- "I love the rush when you would hold me close but you will not be satisfied till I overdose" gnsgxcfzfzzggmsfs
- I SAY NOOOOOO
- "blame the life you neve had, but hurting people that's your choice my friend..." PREACH
- "but I love you!" Ur-ur pointing a gun at her. Dude.
- WAIT SHE ACTUALLY SAYS DUDE I FORGOT THAT
- "just in time I say nooo," um not quite
- "who's ready for the big game :D" such a vibe change
- why's the cheer chant so aggressive 😭
- "send you straight to hell!" They're highschoolers geez
- "nobody cares about Martha Dumptruck," I-i care?
- ok kindergarten is pretty good but the fact it doesn't rhyme makes me a little weird
- like it feels like a poem
- "some girls are meant to be alone," nooooooo
- she looks so happy like she's going to be free I'm going to cry :'(
- "we've been avoiding you because you're a terrible person" heck yeah
- "hmmmmm the plot thicknesssss"
- Chandler has the best lines
- yo girl is like anxiety but with ghosts
- "Veronicas running on running on fumes now Veronicas totally fried " same tune as Veronica open the door hehe
- knock knock 😃
- "BUT 🙌 BUT 🙌 BUT 🙌" he's so silly and murderous
- "BAM BAM BAM" JD should start a sound effects company
- even the way he says the chorus is eery
- no way he put "no thanks" on a suicide note 💀
- bro really wants to blow up an entire student body for one girl who doesn't even want him to
- (she said make this whole town disappear so he started at the school but she didn't mean it literally)
- "Veronica open the, open the door please" *intense tiktok flashbacks*
- ok but the swaying of her being hung was so realistic like whatttt
- I feel really bad for Veronicas mom here
- "noone here deserves to die except for ME and the monster I createddddd yeahhhh YEAHHHHH" devoured that high note
- HEADS UP JD IMMA DEAD GIRL WALKING 🗣️
- (the reprise is so much better fight me about it)
- (like sex 👎 homicide 👍)
- (could biased as an acespec but who gives a doughnut)
- "ONE LAST DANCE ABD THEN FAREWELL, CHEEK TO CHEEK IN HELL WITH A DEAD GIRLLLLLL WALKINGGGGGGG" awesome line
- ohhh the cheer chant makes sense now
- "I WISH YOUR DAD WERE GOOD I WISH GROWNUPS UNDERSTOOD" #mood
- "I wish I had more tnt" bruh
- she really brought a croquet mallet to a gun fight and won
- NO NO-ONE CAN HERE HER THEY'RE ALL GONNA DIEEEEEE
- "I still believe there's good in everyone," she's willing to die for them I'm crying
- "I am damaged" IM DEAD IM SOBBING I CAN'T ANYMORE
- IT'S REPEATING 17 BUT THIS TIME THEY CAN NEVER GET THE HAPPY ENDING
- "please stand back now. A little further,"
- "our love is god," "say hi to god" I'm a wreck now btw <3
- "you look like hell," "I just got back" SLAYYYYYY
- the parking of the mobility scooter got me ok. I have to be honest
- "my date for the pep rally kinda blew uuuuuuuuu - me off" that really blows Veronica
- "my friendddd" :') they're healing
- "if no-one loves me now, someday somebody will," awwwwww ok this is fixing me
- the overlap of beautiful and 17 works so well because there's so much hopeeeee
- BEAUTIFUL BEAUTIFUL BEAUTIFUL BEAUTIFUL BEAUTIFUL BEAUTIFUL BEAUTIFUL BEAUTIFUL BEAUTIFULLLLLLL
- even the bows are good
Ok that's it now if you made it to here I'm impressed because that's about 3000 words :)
Byeee
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onesidedradiostatic · 8 months ago
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helluva boss s2e3-5 reaction
wow the episodes are actually maintaining the 20ish minute length unlike season 1
episode 3
oh my god WHAT
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ah I see he's moxxie's dad
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LMAOOO him being both their exes is hilarious
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OH MY GOD and that's what led him to meeting blitzo LMAO
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oh geez
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NOT THE FUCKING DILDOS???????
also verbal "I'm bisexual" that's neat!!!
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OH MY GOD was that his mum???? oh man....
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oh my god
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man....
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NOT BLITZO AND CHAZ GETTING IT ON?????? LMAO????
awww
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oh?????
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DAAAAAMN moxxie
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millie's very cool
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"now we aaaall fucked the same guy" oh my fucking god blitzo
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episode 4
okay cool! I get to hear her have some semblance of calmness LMAO
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OKAY NEVERMIND THAT DID NOT LAST AT ALL
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"what does he look like your highness?" "sexy?" "that's STRIKER sir" I'M CRYING????
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and got to a scene I've seen a clip of already, can't say I'm a fan of the ableism here but I'm sure it's been criticised to death by others already, I'll move on
daaaaaamn
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well. I'm glad I get to see stella with another character that she's not shouting at
yeah I'm glad we're getting something more than a pompous laugh and anger from her
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"harder" oh my god
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oh yeah um the "he can get hurt?" scene is something I've already seen
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saw it on a clip on twitter before, figured it had to do with injury via angelic weapons, cool to see the context now though (even though I was somewhat able to guess the more I learnt about the show)
it's cool that you can see stolas is giving blitzo some space and suggesting not doing sex stuff
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awwwww
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really nice to see blitzo showing concern for him
episode 5
this one is seeming a lot more lighthearted but I wanna put 6 and 7 together so I'm just gonna put this here
A SING-ALONG LMAO????
THE KEYSMASH??????
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NOT THE FUCKING SING-ALONG LYRICS MOCKING HIM NOW TOO?????
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woah what's that
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something that's not the grimoire opening a portal???
is "the voice of an angel" really a compliment when you live in hell?
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okay I thought the "barbie" person might've been blitzo's sister
OH GOD NO. NO. NO. NO. NO.
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WHY DID THEY EVEN PRETEND TO BE SIBLINGS THEY SHOULD'VE JUST SAID THEY WERE DATING.
well then! I've been fighting with the 30 image limit probably was a mistake to put 5 together with 3 and 4 after all but whatever!! anyways
first two in the set, pretty good character moments, last one although was more lighthearted but definitely had its serious moments with moxxie and millie
I see fizzarolli in the thumbnail for the next 2 episodes, I have been WAITING for this, gonna be very very promising
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lookismaddict · 2 years ago
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Lookism Chapter 436 Memes/Thoughts I Have:
(SPOILERS !!! I don’t own any of the Lookism panels and the translations. Only the memes that I made.)
WOOOOOOOOOO TIME TO SEE WHAT THIS WEEK’S CHAPTER HOLDS!!! AWWWWW MANNN, HERE WE GO!!!!
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Ughhh… God… I’m starting to have a soft spot for Hudson… Ever since… yk… 😳
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I stg my loyalty for Gun is really being tested. But dear God, pls let me live throughout this chapter… 😮‍💨
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Ok man, time to beat his ass.
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Man’s really trying to pull out his insecurities as if that’s gonna bother him. 🤡
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GOOOOOODDAAAAAAAMMMNNNN. HE HIT ‘EM WITH THE PUNCH TO THE FACE??? WHEEWWWW, AIN’T THAT ATTRACTIVE? 🥴
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How tf is that gonna stop him from beating your ass bruh? That means, you’re also gonna get wiped out by the bees too since you decided to meet him at the Apiary. Mf really depending on Barry Benson to scare Hudson away like, “Ya like jazz?” 🐝
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LITERALLYYYYYYY MY EXACT THOUGHT WHEN HE WAS THREATENING HIM W THE BEES. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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OH NO, BARRYYYYY GET OUTTA THE WAYYYYY!!! 😩😩😩
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OMFG IF YOU DON'T GET OFF OF HUDSON, YOU GORILLA ASS PIECE OF SHHHHHIIIIIIIITTTT!!! 🤬
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He looking at you Kwak Jibeom. ʕ ಠᴥಠʔ
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NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
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OOOOMF- DAMN, THAT BACK. Oh god, my feral mind. Geeeeeez.... I need to stop thinking- 😭😭😭😭 Ok bro, but imagine... You are doing Taesoo Ma, and you're clinging onto him while running your hands all over his muscular back. LIKE- HELLO SIR? YOU ARE SO HOT???
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YEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS, HIT THAT BIH WITH A COMEBACK!!! 😩😩👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
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UGGGGHHHH YEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS!!! WOOOOOOO HE LOOKS SO COOL, AND BADASS BRO!!! I'M- 😭😭😭
The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse
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That James Lee ended... oops. Also, is Gongseob Ji pissing on a guy's face? 😳 Well damn. Must not be that guy's lucky day. 💀💀💀
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Well, that's cool and all that your Master passed on the Hand Blade technique to you and all, pero like... Hudson is still going to beat your ass. Don't underestimate him. 🧍🏽‍♀️
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YEEEEEEESSSSSSS GO HUDSON!! WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
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OH, SO THATS HOW HE GOT HIS COAT. DAAAAAANG.
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YOOOOOOOOOOOOO THIS SHOT IS SO FUCKING COOOOOOL!!!!! 🤩🤩🤩🤩 LIKE LOOK AT THE BEES SURROUNDING THEM AND THE GROUND BREAK.
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THAT'S RIIIIIIIGHT!!!! 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
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OMG JAMES IS BACK WITH THE PHONE CALLS!!! (He's turning into Crystal. HELP-)
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GUN IS DAT YOU?? WHERE YOUR FINE ASS BEEN????? 👀AND DAAAAAAMN DANIEL LMAOOOO. TIME TO FUCKING GET THIS GUYYYY. ALSO HUDSON CARRIED THIS CHAPTER NGL BUT I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE NEXT CHAPTER. (sorry for lack of commentary and memes on this one. I blame Chai. Also, I posted this pretty late ik. Been busy. I hope you can forgive me. 😭🙏🏽)
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sketchfanda · 9 months ago
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A Little Moxxie Love:Barbie girl,not a Barbie World
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God himself only knows how bad things got and what went down between Blitzo and his sister Barbie Wire for her to hate the imp so much that she wanted absolutely nothing to do with him in her life. Christ on a stick she could only hope that shitshow at that Summer camp was the last that she'd ever see of that emotional trainwreck but somehow she had a feeling her luck would be that shitty. The very idea was enough to drive her to drink and that was just exactly what she did, chugging down some of the strongest stuff they had in whatever dive or watering hole she could find to kill her brain cells. Okay so what she got a hangover out of it, it’d be fucking worth it if you asked her!!
At least that was what she tells herself at the time but the splitting headache and blurry vision she had the next morning was a very different story. Her brain feeling like someone was banging a wrecking ball against it as the crawling of a roach sounded way too loud, she opened her eyes to find an unfamiliar ceiling of what was no doubt some cheap ratty speak easy motel. Her body numb and sore all over which could only be signs that she had gotten laid and pretty damn well, Christ on a stick she could smell and feel the stickiness. Wincing as she sat up, vision clearing and adjusting while taking in a mental survey of the damage to the room.
Barbie:”Daaaaaamn when I get drunk, I get drunk…”*Fishing around for her phone as she found it on the floor, she checked the time to find but noticed something peculiar. Apparently her notifications claimed her photo gallery was loaded enough to a point her phone’s memory was almost full.*”How in the fuck? It wasn’t even anywhere 50% last night…….”*Sweet Anti-Christ she hoped she hadn't done anything stupid and fucked up like her brother had, but it was hard to top the guy who stole Verosika Mayday's credit cards after boning her, ditching her then maxing said cards out on horse riding lessons. Seriously, what was up with him and the horses?*
Deciding to chance it and hope there wasn't anything too cringe or incriminating, she unlocked her phone and started with the photos first in order oldest and most recent. Feeling her eyes widen and her jaw drop in absolute shock to find herself in what were very borderline compromising, NSFW type positions and poses. Nudes, lewd selfies and the like all ranging from very sloppy, open air tongue kisses between herself and all too familiar face. That damn little crossdressing pipsqueak underling of her brother's who was undercover trying to bust up her little summer camp smuggling operation!!
Now that she thought about it, apparently something happened not long after she made her escape from Blitzo and his clingy bullshit that went viral involving him and Mill-something, christ what were their names? It still escaped her but each and every picture she examined brought back hazy liquor fuelled moments of the past night in a hazy yet vivid lucidty. Making out with him as he felt up her tits and ass, oh especially her tight bubbly crimson red ass, the phantom sensations of swift stinging slaps making those cheeks clap, the feel of his breath she hugged and held his face in between her perky tits.....Sweet unholy whore of Babylon was she getting wet right now?!! Looking down at her crotch to find not only was that the case but what in all the 9 circles, how much jizz was that?
On further reflection at how sticky she was all over and especially between her legs but also the trashed state of her motel room, Barbie began to wonder not how far she went with..Moxxie, yeah that was the little dude's name, but just how the fuck did get this way? Deciding her memory refresh had to take the plunge down the night before rabbit hole as she began to examine the videos and suffice to say, if she found her body getting treacherously turned on before? Any and all sense of shame went out the window as her morbid curiosity took the helm, tapping play on the first one. Her face soon blushing so badly that it was making her natural skintone look pale as her eyes widened and her jaw dropped further as the audio kicked in.
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The Videos all varied in terms of length ranging from a handful of seconds to minutes but all the same as each one kicked in after the other, it came back to Barbie like the rush of pain from taking a mountain goat headbutt to the cooch. Witnessing herself giving Moxxie a blowjob, her eyes glowing with lust as she bobbed her head on what could only be called the biggest cock she'd ever seen!! One that she saw herself choking on in the video as the imp grasped her curved horns and gave her an intense powerful facefucking. Only just occurring to the rehabbed ex circus girl that if she and Moxxie had their hands occupied here...then who the fuck in all the 7 sins was holding the camera?!
A query of course that briefly became forgotten as the video of her blowjob in what could only be considered a corner of whatever watering hole she'd been in last night transitioned into a video of her in what seemed to be the back seat of a very large car, a limo perhaps even? All she could tell was that she was sitting back moaning like a pornstar as Moxxie was eating her out and goddamn if he didn't seem to have quite the gifted tongue. Especially with how her video self was holding onto his horns for dear life as if not wanting him to pry off away from her slit. But then what followed was what had likely lead to her waking up here and now.
There was no mistaking the motel room even in its current undemolished state as it began with her and Moxxie making out in drunken passion as they stripped each naked. Whoever their camera-man or woman even going by the voice(s?) cheering them on as the sequence of videos indicated the passing of time and the progress of the demolition of the room. A dent in the wall as Moxxie pinned her up against it and jackhammered into her like some kind of sex machine, the couch knocked and flipped over as she was bent over it to be taken doggy style before pinned in a mating press with her legs spread up in the air. And of course the absolute declining state of the mattress and bedsheets as she and the secret stud went through a veritable kama sutra of positions.
Each and every video filled in the gaps as her haze cleared with clarity and her body tingled with the phantom sensations of pleasure. The final video playing showing her sleeping, curled in a cozy foetal postion, cum oozing from her overflowing snatch and crimson red skin glistening with sweat. All the while the cutely sleeping little possum was being carried away by some hellhound girl who was cradling him gently so as to not disturb him as the camera turned to show an imp girl who shot her a wink and a smile. Barbie of course managing to recognise her as Moxxie's dam wife who kept her attention as she left her a message.
Millie:"If you ever wanna know how good it is when you're sober, left you a note. Just give us a call and I'm sure we can arrange something..."*Millie of course punctuated this remark with a little kiss blown at the camera. The video finishing leaving barbie to reflect on this media gallery filled with evidence of what had to be the best fuck of her life that she just barely would've remembered. her pussy gushing as it hit her that after that night? No other guy would be able to even come close to that!!*
Barbie of course tried to debate the pros and cons of this as she mulled Millie's words over, finding the aforementioned note pinned on the nightstand by a knife. On the one hand this risked the chance of running into her emotional headcase fuck-up of a brother buuuuuuut it meant getting herself another dose of Moxxie love. It took a few minutes that felt like an eternity before Barbie decided "Fuck it...." and reached for the note. If anything least becoming a moxxie sex addict would be better than the booze and drugs sending her back to fuckdamn rehab, that was for sure!!
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deyisacherry · 9 months ago
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i dont give a daaaaaamn about Eclipse
and i don't care if people think Lunar is being just like him for this
no he isn't
Eclipse killed Lunar on purpose, he killed him coldblood and Lunar was defenseless, Lunar did NOTHING for him to kill him
but OH, Lunar CAN'T kill Eclipse after all the damage he has done! how dare you Lunar! you're being like him!
Nah. Lunar killed him because HE ASKED FOR IT. Eclipse insulted him, laughed at him with his fake-ass apology, he was trying to USE HIM. A G A I N.
AND LUNAR'S THE BAD GUY FOR VANISHING THE PERSON WHO HURTED HIM WITHOUT REMORSE????
im done with Eclipse's fans istg
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megaawkwardhuman · 1 year ago
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GUESS WHAT'S FINALLY HERE BITCHESSSSSSSSS!?!?!?
after a rollercoaster of a week for me y'all have NO IDEA how happy this makes me to say but
THE TRAILER FOR SEASON 5 IS OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and that means looking far too much into it!!!!! :D
OK so I have A LOT of thoughts so I'm going to do bullet points
right off the bat (hehehhe bat) nandor never fucking change XD love how he thought that would work
oh yeah speaking of nandor we have a scary lack of him in the trailer or at least what he's going to do this season (mom pick me up I'm scared for my cringefail)
to say what's on everyone's mind OH MY FUCKING GOD FINALLY LET'S GOOOOOOO
MY BOY DID IT HE'S GOING TO BE A VAMPIRE DFOJWEBOKFHEJBKGREHIWLGJHIGKFEIYWLEGUKFELIQPEGDFKIELYUQ;OWDGFKLHI3U1;O
well at some point? by the looks of it we're kinda getting a have your cake and eat it too when it comes to guillermo being a vampire and ngl kinda upset about it if it's going how I think it's going
I swear if he's practically normal until the very fucking end I will raise HELL
also I love how chaotic his turning is XD
"I WASN'T READY" NOBODY IS
colin for office babyyyyyyyy
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I see everyone talking about colin and nadja BUT WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT THIS IJRBH302HGOUFRHI3YGUFE3HI2PUO LMFAOOOOOOO XD
also (DON'T QUOTE ME ON THIS) I think this is the first time we're seeing colin flirt/do anything remotely romantic or whatever to a dude in the show (which confirms that every main character is queer but we already knew that lol)
the scene with the microphone woke me up (well so did vamp guillermo but the mic REALLY woke me up)
so the guy in the promo WAS nandor huh
WLW NADJA LET'S GOOOOOO
love how outdated laszlo's medical stuff is
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YAY HE'S NOT GOING TO WEAR ONLY SWEATERS SO HE'S POSSIBLY NOT GOING TO GO BACK IN CHARACTER AS I FEARED
d-did nandor bring guillermo to a basketball game out of jealousy?
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IS THAT A HAMMER!?!?!
NANDOR WTF ARE YOU GONNA DO!?!?!?!?!?!??!
nadja pouring coffee on her date's plate XD
ayyyy the sire!
ok I'm assuming part of nadja's and colin's plots will revolve around getting a date??????
THE MALL
I'VE BEEN WANTING TO SEE THE VAMPIRES AT A MALL FOR A WHILE NOW JBIFEWE2OBJFEOGHPI2EFBEJOHIP2E THIS MAKES ME SOOO HAPPY
I'm assuming the store nandor is at is a hot topic/spencer's stand in
if it is PLZ LET THERE BE A LOOKING AT THE BACK OF SPENCER'S SCENE (for those who have never step foot in a spencer's it's basically a common mall store that has edgy shit and the back is known for having sex toys and other nsfw shit in it think of it as the edgy older brother of hot topic)
"that's how we all learn" UHHH TF!??!
glad to see laszlo accept guillermo and help him learn how to vampire :) (let's hope the others will)
also NANDOR YOU SAW NOTHING
DAAAAAAMN COLIN JESUS FUCK
by the looks of it nadja and colin's plots will at some point involve dating??????
AWWWWWW charmaine is supportive of sean
this has been said a million times but NANDOR IS FUCKING CUTE IN HIS SEAN COMING OUT OUTFIT!!!!!! THE LITTLE BELLY!!!!!!!
if I remember correctly (AND I REALLY HOPE I'M WRONG) but the last time we saw nandor THIS happy was during the wellness canter cluster fuck so I'm REALLY glad he's going to be happy this season
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YOOOO SEASON 4.5?????? (1 I know it was a talk show in 4.5 2 yeah I made this joke already XD)
WHY IS NADJA A BLONDE?????
theory: whatever happened the guide is happening to nadja
the only thing to back it up: they both be blonde
AW SHIT WHY IS THERE A COP CAR?????
THE GUIDEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
COLIN X NADJA!?!!!?!?
I MEAN SURE I GUESS???????????????
YEAH SAME GUILLERMO
I'm assuming that what he said is in reaction to him being told he's a dhampir or he's immune or something like that
SHE'S TRYING TO GET SOMEONE TO FUCK HER GHOST
hUh weird but ok????
and finally WHAT'S WITH THE MOON SHIT?????
theory: guillermo only shows signs of being a vampire at night which is why he can go out during the day without being burnt to a crisp
overall IJOHEU2P1HIWJBGEU21RPHI2JLGRHILUFHIPUWEQJFU9WGFJDKHIEPQKFVDVGJR THIS HAS BEEN ON MY MIND ALL DAY HOW TF AM I GOING TO BE NORMAL I HAVE A PARTY TODAY?????? 😭😭😭
CAN'T WAIT DEPOJWBJDOEEFBOOEFONFEONFE
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palomahasenteredthechat · 3 months ago
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It was a fail of a PR bomb. She's clearly trying to rebrand, but the announcement just brought back up all the crap she has said and done, so nice try there. The Internet is forever whether you wipe your page or not. His side probably thought it would look good to have him seen with a big musician but they either didn't research her enough or didn't think people would care as much so now he's been put, like you said, in the doghouse for a dumbass decision. The radio silence just makes everybody involved all look unprofessional, like oh if we lock the wiki, if we delete comments and just go ghost, everybody will forget and move on. Just yikes.
Daaaaaamn.
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latteandjacks · 1 year ago
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So Cartoon Network Latam is finally putting Adventure Time on air again at day (It kinda only reproduced it at midnight because we don't have Adult Swim) and omg I kinda forgot how wacky and insane Ice King was on the start of the series
AND THE FACT THA COSMIC OWL CALLED HIM A SOCIOPATH AKSJDHS
Oh yeah uuuuh Adventure time fandom, Slime princess is an adult right? Because daaaaaamn she said she wanted to marry Finn
Also Chips and Ice cream is my favorite episode of Adventure time (That is no lore like) along with that one where Finn gets a damn life inside of a pillow town and Jake gives us the most valuable life lesson
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ultfan · 1 year ago
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@jcurneysend continued from this ask.
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"I mean- yeah. That makes sense for you, Komaeda."
A flick of a oddly placed mushroom that somehow, someway found herself in her hair, and Junko stood up, stretching and cracking her back, giving a sigh.
"You probably expected you weren't gonna live long anyway."
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"I mean, you're basically terminal, yeah? Not much else you can do to fuck around on this green ol' earth anyway.." Nonchalantly, she glances back, a vile sort of glare in her eyes. Komaeda was Naegi's antithesis- at least in her mind, in her warped vision, that was Komaeda Nagito to her. Rattle on about hope this, or perform his strange acts for the glory of mankind's hope that...
Like killing off his entire classmates or even getting near it since they were oh so easily swayed by her judgement and manipulations. Jeez! How annoying can he get? Do you know how hard it was to sway Peko-freakin-yama at times!?
Still, he was resolute. Yet that darkness in his heart could be his undoing..
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"Buuuuut, it always makes me think! Man. Wouldn't it be funny if your luck somehow found a way to make sure you lived? I mean, sure! Realistically your body would be weak and feeble due to it. Like, did you know while taking treatments and the like to even fight against that, your bodys weaker to shit like the common cold!? Daaaaaamn. Anyways."
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"..I think what I'm meaning to say is, its way easier for someone who wants to die to be forced to live and witness it all. Don't you agree?~"
Junko?
Shut up.
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                     he did hate her. enoshima's existence was everything that he despised wrapped into a chaotic, yet beautiful package. the embodiment of everything he stood against. so he hated her... so he says. so he tells himself. so he copes.
                     but was there not a reason he could find himself speaking to her while only having one or two passing thoughts about how glorious it would be when she finally died? was there a reason that, despite his desire for ultimate hope, he still found himself working for ultimate despair? well... for him to entertain those questions would be despair-inducing in itself. he'll just claim that it's just the nature of the super high school level gyaru to be... somewhat charismatic. even when she was being the absolute worst.
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                     ‶  hm... i guess i do to some extent.  ″ komaeda never wished for good things for himself. he would never dare to do that. it's not like he didn't want them, no. it's in a human's nature to desire happiness. to not want to feel pain. to avoid disaster. but he had to acknowledge that he would never be able to live a life without those things. nor did a lowly human such as himself even deserve a life like that.
                     he long since accepted that.
                     ‶  this talent of mine really is unfortunate, don't you think so? you would think that someone with such good luck would have things go in their favor more often... and yet here i am having a conversation with you. how unlucky is that?  ″ he cannot help the sardonic smile that creeps it's way on to his face. really, though, he must be down on his luck to find himself anywhere near her. he wonders if this bad luck would lead to something wonderful down the line. although compared to his past tragedies, this is a minor inconvenience at best. sigh...
                     ‶  but... even though i'm not scared of dying, i can't really say that i'm desperate for a way out quite yet. though i wouldn't really mind it...  ″ depending on the circumstances, that is. but he won't say that much. regardless he doubts his death would bring anyone despair... and if that's the case, maybe he'll be lucky enough to die in a way that can be used as someone's stepping stone towards a hope strong enough to beat even enoshima junko herself.
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                     ‶  even so, i'm rather glad i've lived this long.  ″ his eyes, cold and perhaps even deranged, look to meet hers. there's a darkness in him, one rather ironic for someone who speaks hope's praises so adamantly.  ‶  after all, the longer i'm around to witness this all, the greater the chance i'll be alive to see a hope great enough to destroy the despair you've worked so hard to spread. sure, the odds of that aren't very high... but if i wouldn't be worthy of the title super high school level good luck if i let something as silly as that bring me down.  ″
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toribookworm22 · 7 months ago
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Listen. I've had The Tortured Poets Department on loop since it came out. I really really love it and only love it more with each repeat.
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So. Here's my First Listen Notes:
Fortnight
What a way to start an album: I was supposed to be sent away. But they forgot to come and get me.
Love the synth rise and the beat drop
Post Malone's voice sounds SO good!
The Tortured Poets Department
Like who uses typewriters anyway 😆
Who else decodes you
No-fucking-body
Oooh the drop... it's so sad and quiet 🥺
My Boy Only Breaks His Favorite Toys
Oooh fun beat
I'm queen of sandcastles he destroys 😲
He saw forever so he smashed it up 😶
Daaaaaamn
Down Bad
Digging this soft music, okay
The chimes!!
THE CHORUS
So fuck you if I can't have us
The bridge instrumentation
OOOOH IT GOES OUT OF TUNE
So Long, London
The choral sound!!!
The ramp up!!!
How much sad did you think I had in me
Oh this is gutwrenching
I'm just mad as hell cause I loved this place
But Daddy I Love Him
No I'm not but you should see your faces 😄
An adult Love Story
It's my own disgrace
I love this
Fresh Out The Slammer
Ooh twangy first beat
Tone shift hello
I did my time 🥺
FLORIDA!!!
THE DRUMS
Ooooh Florence's voice
Somehow it sounds like both of their songs????
Guilty as Sin?
How can I be guilty as sin?
What if the way you hold me actually was holy
Who's Afraid of Little Old Me?
Villain Song! Villain Song!
You don't get to tell me about sad
Sounds old country
If you wanted me dead you should've just said
So I leap from the gallows
WHOS AFRAID OF LITTLE OLD ME (you should be)
What the hell?!?!
Was it a wonder I broke
I was tame I was gentle
Well you should be
The lowering beats!!!
Then I'm fearsome and I'm wretched
I Can Fix Him (No Really I Can)
Love the old country open
Almost ghostly
Your good lord doesn't need to lift a finger
I can handle me a dangerous man (no really I can)
Woah maybe I cant!!!
loml
Aww it's just piano
Who's gonna stop us from waltzing into rekindled flames if we know the steps anyway 🥺
I felt a glow like this never before and never since
Still alive and killing time at the cemetery
Holy ghost you told me I'm the love of your life 😭
She's so sad...
What we thought was for all time was momentary
Mr. Steal your girl then make her cry
Talking rings and talking cradles
Something counterfeit's dead
Oh my good god I want to analyze this my goodness
You're the loss of my life 😭 Taylor no!!
I Can Do It With A Broken Heart
It sounds like pool in the background
Very 80s arcade glitch pop
I'm a real tough kid I can handle my shit
He said. He'd love. Me all. His life.
I'm so depressed I act like it's my birthday 🤣
No, not depression pop!
I can hold my breath; I've been doing it since he left
Taylor I've never understood you more 🤦‍♀️
You know you're good when you can even do it with a broken heart
You know you're good! I'm good
Cause I'm miserable
And nobody even knows!
The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived
The exhale no!
Who the fuck was that guy
They just ghosted you now you know what that's like 😲
I don't even want you back I just want to know
🫢
This is the most sadly disappointed jab of a song I've ever heard
WERE YOU SENT BY SOMEONE
IN 50 YEARS WILL THIS ALL BE DECLASSIFIED
AND ILL SAY GOOD RIDDANCE
I WOULDVE DIED FOR YOUR SINS
YOULL SLIDE INTO INBOXES AND BETWEEN BARS
You kicked out the stage lights but you're still performing
And I'll forget you but I'll never forgive
Hot damn.
Claiming this as mine yes please
The Alchemy
But I'm coming back so strong
Honestly who are we to fight the alchemy
But I'm making a comeback to where I belong
He jokes that it's heroin but this time with an e
Where's the trophy he just comes running to me
Clara Bow
Ooh windup
Yes guitar!!! Love this intro!!
This sounds so indie and small I love it
Soft and comforting
Take the glory give everything
The crown is stained but you're the real thing
Oooh some small town lore
Hello something reminiscent of The Lucky One
Character Song Acquired
It's. Hell. On. Earth. To. Be. Heavenly.
You've got edge she never did
What a way to end that song damn
The Black Dog
Sad piano no
You forgot to turn it off
Her voice sounds so fragile
Until it doesn't!
Old habits die SCREAMING!!!
YESSSSSSSS
okay miss back to soft but slowly growing
Her voice is so earnest
Yes the beats are so good!
Six weeks of breathing clean air
Beat change!!!!!!
Screeeeeeeeeaaaaaammmmiiiiing
And I hope you heeeeeeeeeeaaaaaar it
And I hope it's shitty in The Black Dog
Keep the beat going!!! Yes!!!
I adore this so so much
The last screaming is WHISPERED!!!???! what!??!
Top songs. I'm calling it.
imgonnagetyouback
I hear you 1989 energy
And I'll tell you one thing honey delivery stunning
Ooh okay!
Sparkly alright okay!
Instrumentation is so fun
I'm loving the ultimatums 😆
Even if it's handcuffed I'm LEAVING HERE WITH YOU
pick your poison babe I'm poison either way
Cut the music alright!
The Albatross
Ooooh this is so pretty already!
I love the softness contrasted with the short lines
She's the albatross she is here to destroy you
One less temptress one less dagger to sharpen
And they tried to warn you about me
And I tried to warn you about them!
I'm the life you chose and all these terrible dangers
So cross your thoughtless heart
Chloe or Sam or Sophia or Marcus
Simple instrumentation
Oh but I love the title drop
If you wanna break my cold cold heart just say I loved you the way that you were
If you wanna tear my world apart just say you've always wondered
I changed into goddesses villains and fools
Will that make your memory fade from this scarlet maroon
Cause I wonder
Will I always wonder
How Did It End?
Oooh no I'm scared
The piano is scaring me already
No not oh-oh's
We hereby conduct this post-mordem
We must know... how did it end?
Oh-oh oh-ohhhhhhhh
Her backing vocals are so gorgeous
Lot the game of chance what are the chances
Walking in circles like she was lost
Didn't you hear they called it all off
One gasp then how did it end?
Ooh key change oh no
My beloved ghost and me sitting in a tree d-y-i-n-g
But I still don't know how did it end?
I didnt understand until I did hot damn
So High School
Ooooh the instrumentation sounds so 2000s!!!!
That just soft pop rock energy
Bittersweet 16 suddenly
I love the contrast between her soft airy vocals and her gritty lows
Are you gonna marry kiss or kill me
You know how to bottle I know Aristotle
I feel... like laughing
And in the blink of a crinkling eye
Such a sweet grinning song
Sounds like she's really recapturing something teenage
I Hate It Here
Quick quick (lyrics before music what??)
Tell me something awful like you are a poet
When I was a precocious child
Small town fears
Cause I hate it here
Everyone would look down cause it wasn't fun now seems like it was never even fun back then
Only the gentle survived
I'm made most of the year
This is really really pretty
A fun I was a quietly angry child song
This place made me feel worthless
She sounds timeless
This could actually be a kids movie song with this lullaby like instrumentation
thanK you aIMee
(Her first play on capitalization?)
And I forget the way you made me feel
Screaming fuck you Aimee
Ooh I like the build
Nice build!!! Oooh so fun!
But she used to say she wished you were dead 🫢
I built a legacy that you can't undo
That there wouldn't be this if there hadn't been you
Miss Taylor did you write a whole new bully song for me??? A la Mean???
I don't think you've changed much do I changed your name
Only us two are gonna know is about you
Soft and powerful
Like every kid who came out of bullying with a kinder heart
I Look In People's Windows
Ooh fun instru- wait wait what? That glitch of a noise? Hello?
I'm afflicted by the not knowing
Backing vocals! Fun noise!
The music is sounding a little more strangled okay!
I'm addicted to the if only
Music leaves her isolated when she calls herself weird hmmm subtext there
The Prophecy
Country sings again with the indie guitar
I got cursed like eve got bitten
A lesser of a woman would've lost hope a greater woman would've begged
Ooh the begging is so pretty
Sounds a prayer for real
Feeling like the very last drops of an ink pen
Gathered with a coven round
But even statues crumble if they're made to wait
Spending my last coins so someone will tell me it'll be okay
And said *please*
Cassandra
Oooh follow piano notes
Build some strings okay
When it's burn the bitch they're shrieking
When the truth comes out it's quiet
So they killed Cassandra first
So they killed my cell with snakes I regret to say do you believe me now
What happens if it becomes who you are
So they set my life in flames I'm scared to say do you believe me now
Bloods thick but nothing like a payroll
It's so sad but still powerful like Greek mythology I guess
Ooh but the gravel on "heard"
I think I hear static like fire in the background at the end
Peter
Oooh okay some powerful piano notes alright
Love this instrumentation
Is it something I did
I thought it was just goodbye for now
Said you were gonna grow up then you were gonna come find me
Such a simple melody I love it
We said it was just goodbye for now
And I won't confess that I waited
Cause loves never lost when perspective is earned
Lost to the lost boys chapter of your life
But the woman who waits by the window has turned out the light
The Bolter
Oooooh
Okay I'm here for this alright
Storytelling like folklore!!!
Behind her back her best friends laughed
It's cheery but so devastating my goodness
All her fucking lives passed before her eyes
Oooh ramp up a little with some subtle beats
She's been many places
Yes ramp up
Chariots are waiting
There's a scape in escaping
But she's got the best story
Robin
(In here for all the names okay)
No sad piano!!!
Long note no!!!
You are bloodthirsty (ethereal version)
This is so pretty
The softest battle cry
It's nostalgic power?
We all vowed to keep it from you in sweetness
Is this like you did a good job being sweet now be angry?
You have no room in your dreams for regret
You'll learn to bounce back like you trampoline
This is such a be whatever kind of kid you wanna be
The Manuscript
One note and I'm crying
Love the isolated notes Oh my gosh
Love this end already
Now and then she rereads the manuscript
In the age of him she wished she was 30
Afterwards she only ate kids cereal
She wasn't sure
Okay some growing notes yes! Grow power
The professor said to write what you know
Looking backwards may be the only way to move forward
And at last she knew what the agony had been for
The only that's left is the manuscript
But the story isn't mine anymore
That is a... okay, wait... that's a really really good way to end this album... I need time to digest that actually... hold on...
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callsign-dexter · 10 months ago
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Ok, I blame your blog for my growing desire on Kelly Severide 😭😭😭 and your smut was soo goood! I'm in Love with your writing !
Sooooo I kindly want to ask you for a little bday (it's Sunday but it's fine if you don't have time) present with angsty Kelly, cause I'm sure we'll love some fluff too 🤗🙊 maybe a little something where they are a couple and she's a paramedic and he's always cute around her and wants her to be save on every call. But one time they're all get called to a gang fight and as she's treating a victim she gets attacked with a knife which nearly kills her and Kelly's world stops when she's in his arms full of blood and barely hanging on. He never leaves her side when she's taken to Med and even there he's by her side begging her to come back to him. Just cute and fluffy Kelly cause daaaaaamn he's so great 🥹 oh and ofc it's a Happy Ending with them 🤗❤️
Ahhhh yes I would love to do this for you!!!!!
Fluff with angst is my specialty it seems like, lol. I'll try my best to have it out on Sunday but if it doesn't happen it'll be soon after just depends on how the weekend goes.
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actuallysaiyan · 2 years ago
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hello beautiful!!! i hope you're well 🩷🩷🩷
anyway just dropping by to say imagine itachi in a tank top. it's laundry day and he never wears them otherwise, but god damn if you don't take advantage of the eye candy because daaaaaamn does he look good 😍
HUBBA HUBBA
Itachi who doesn't even realize just how sexy he looks right now. He effortlessly looks sexy. And while he helps you do chores, you cant help but admire him so much. You keep taking eyefuls of his gorgeous body as he cleans things or bends down to scrub something else. When some of his clothes is ready to wear, you whine and beg him not to change. He smirks softly and looks at you carefully.
"Oh? Are you enjoying this?" And as more of a tease, he flexes for you and you see those muscles under that shirt. What a good motivator
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cadene · 8 months ago
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Episode Three:
- Jack's room is COOL. All that memorabilia! And they have a woman come in and scoff at it. Sigh. When are the people behind these shows gonna realize we're fans too and are helping make these things successful?
- "YOU WERE NOT INVITED" AHAHAHA. Huh, so the game knows to gender clothing.
- "Promise me you'll stop playing." lmao no, the gravity thing and the computer/byte thing haven't happened yet.
- given the point about who invited 'em and how an unauthorized user gets their head chopped off, you'd think Jin would start wondering about Vera's set. Why isn't the ninja coming after her every time?
- Aristotle and Galileo. Haha, more players.
- "three-body star system." Boom, title meaning!
- heh, gamers.
- ew, they're gonna burn her like a witch.
- "maybe go easy on the science talk?" NEVERRRRR
-"higher dimensions exist but we can't perceive them because we're three-dimensional creatures." FORESHADOWINGGGGG
- Raj's dad's story means something - THE SHIPS? The ones who flee?
- I thought she started the company? If she needs a work visa to stay in England . . . why center the company there? I know people get ousted and lose out, but . . . . It just seems weird. Wouldn't she be working toward citizenship if her life is there? I would assume you don't start a company in a country you're not planning to stay in?
- the bytes! The in-game computer system!
- lmao 'Calculus *flips them off*'
- omg this is so cool
- SO COOL
- "Shut the fuck up, troll." Gamers.
- OH THE GRAVITY SCENE daaaaaamn
- OH SHIT that's violent.
- omg he's talking to the Trisolarans!
- augh it's the creepy woman!
- oh noooooo why is she there noooo
- how does he not see any of this
- shit I liked him :(
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